Caleb: Mom, you need to stop singing that song.
Me: Nope. You can't tell me what to do because you're the son and I'm the Mommy. You may ask me politely, but I might still say no because God made me the boss of you when He made me your Mommy.
Caleb: When do I get to be the boss?
Me: When you grow up and you are the Daddy then you can be the boss.
Caleb: Hmm (thinking quite seriously). . . Well just so you know, when I grow up and I'm the boss and I'm singing really loud and my son comes and tells me to stop, I will listen to him!